Fart ExtinguisherFart Extinguisher (ex·tin·guish·er)A portable device that discharges a fresh, clean fragrance extinguishing the fowl smell of a Fart.Every home should have at least one but for complete safety, keep one in every room.The novelty Fart Extinguisher is a fire extinguisher shaped can of air freshener, which sprays a fresh garden fragrance perfect for clearing the air of nasty smells.Directions for use:Twist collar to unlock.Hold upright.Stand at safe distance.Aim at the centre of the fart.Squeeze lever, sweeping side to side until fart is under control.Product Details:Bottle Size & Volume:H15 cms (H6 inches). 100ml (3.5floz)Extra Information:Realistic looking mini extinguisher bottle.The perfect novelty present or stocking fillerKeep yourself safe, never have to suffer a fart again!.
FART FAN - HAND HELD FAN Chances are that you have at least one co-worker who has the tendency to "let one rip" at the office! Hopefully you don't work in a cramped cubicle without any windows, because that would not be fun! Either way this is the solution to all those odour problems! This is a hand held battery operated fan perfect for blowing away those hideous fart smells that make your day that little bit more unbearable! No need to just hold your breath and make yourself dizzy anymore... simply blow the smell away! This fart fan is just as effective in the home environment. For all you ladies out there who have to put up with the endless smells seeping from your partners when they've climbed into bed after being at the pub. Just turn on the fan and blow it right back at them! This is a great gift for anyone who has to put up with flatulence in their lives! Come packaged in fantastic retro packaging which helps to make this a great little gift! Batteries: 2 x AAA batteries (not included)
Cure for Farting in Bed The Herbal Cures are a funny novelty range of ‘cures’ to solve personal problems. Give the final scratch to that itching issue! Each Herbal Cure box is endorsed by a ‘real’ doctor – Dr.William Barfrey’s founded the cure for Farting in Bed! Each Herbal Cure box is wonderfully illustrated and contains 4 x Scented herb balls which release relaxing oils into your bath – modern hectic stresses melt away! About the Cure for Farting in Bed The Herbal Cures are a fantastic range of funny soothing products that will solve your stresses of modern day life! The Herbal Cures boxes each contain 4 x Scented herb balls which release refreshing oils of herbs into your bath. Simply put the Scented herb ball in the water whilst the hot water is running. You can rub the bag onto your skin like soap. Contents of the Scented herb balls are: Thyme, Hops, Mint, Rose, Southernwood, Sage, Rosemary & Coltsfoot We have lots of Herbal Cures to chose from, see related products below for Hated of Call Centres Herbal Cure, the Farting in Bed Herbal Cure, the Angry Driver Herbal Cure, the Text Addict Herbal Cure or the TV Remote Abuse Herbal Cure! Each Herbal Cure comes in a wonderfully illustrated box with a different (fictional) doctor endorsing it Each Herbal Cure contains 4 x Scented herb balls, secured in a dainty cotton with a pretty string tie Herbal Cures boxes measure approximately 12.5 x 7.5 x 3 cm – each scented herb ball measures approximately 3cm in diameter Herbal Cures are suitable for anyone willing to relieve stress and tension, whilst having a giggle at the idea of curing their personal problem! PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS A NOVELTY GIFT AND SHOULD BE REGARDED AS SUCH If the nut-house is all full up and the doctor’s appointment waiting list is about as long as your arm (we’re supposing you have long arms), then it’s time to take action with Herbal Cures! Whether you’re a disgraceful
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This lidded pot of gunge will keep children occupied for ages. The pot is shaped specifically so that when a finger is inserted a repulsive lavatory sound is made! Assorted colours of yellow, green, blue, pink and orange. Noisy Putty features One pot of noisy putty Horrible gunge that makes a repulsive noisy Contained in lidded plastic storage pot Size: Noisy Putty H 6.0cm Click here to see a larger image of the Noisy Putty
Champion Farter Milk Chocolate Medal This light-hearted Chocolate Gold Medal can be proudly presented to the most dedicated trumping trumpers! Made of 23g of solid milk chocolate, this novelty chocolate medal even comes with a red ribbon so you can hang it round the champ's neck! The on-form fart face can then wear their achievement with pride and take a nibble of it! Be careful though, you can't have your quake and eat it!
Farter Chocolate Medal
Delicious Milk Chocolate Medals Wrapped in Gold Foil!
This handy pump air freshener is ideal for any situation in which air quality is compromised! Simply Identify the source of the odour and spray vigorously at farter!
The bottle with pump spray is designed to look like a fire extinguisher and contains a fresh "Garden Melody" scent, so the Fart Extinguisher is not just a hilarious novelty gift but a useful one too!
Unit Dimension: 16.3 h x 5.1 w x 4cm d
Identify the source of the odour and spray vigorously at farter!
This bottle with pump spray is designed to look like a fire extinguisher!
Contains a fresh 'Garden Melody' scent.
Easily refillable once used with your favourite room fragrance liquid.
Fart Machine Keyring - Dr. Fart Keychain This hilarious Fart Machine Keyring is a great novelty gift for children or adults! With 6 hilarious fart sounds, you can let rip anywhere and blame it on the innocent. Ideal gifts for Birthdays, stocking fillers and for those who love a good gag, the Dr. Fart Keychain will have you in stitches. There's nothing like the sound of a good fart to get the room giggling...and there's nothing like the smell of one to clear it... The fart noises are as follows: On the Spot Fart - You didn't even know it was there, but suddenly out it comes! Discretely Disguised Fart - A fart which you know on arrival, could be extremely loud, so cup your hands to your mouth and cough just as the fart is released. Creaking Door Fart - Sounds like a fart that hurts! Dry, squeaky and like a little oiling is required. Relief Fart - Sound and smell is not important on this one. It's the pure relief of finally farting that really matters! Trouser Ripping Special Fart - Normally happens when sitting down and is definitely one of the longest farts. It generally hurts like hell and rips the back off your pants. Wet 'n' Wild Fart - The most embarrassing of all farts! Guaranteed to stain your pants! Fart Machine Keyring - Dr. Fart Keychain The Dr. Fart Keychain is a pocket sized fart machine! 6 different fart sounds Measures approx 8 cm x 5 cm x 1.5 cm Great gifts for ages 4 to 140 As much as we hate to admit it, we love fart noises. Although we could probably do with out the smelly aftermath, we still like a good laugh over someones unfortunate air biscuit. This Fart Machine Keyring makes an ideal party favour or pocket money gift for any fart lover! What’s in the Fart Machine Keyring - Dr. Fart Keychain pack? 1 x Fart Machine Keyring - Dr. Fart Keychain Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next
Features an attached battery powered fart machine that reproduces ten common wind breakers, from the gentle hiss of the Silent-but-Deadly to the rip-roaring flatulation of the Seismic Blast. This work describes the habitat, range, voice, and 'field marks' of each emanation.
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